Is your economy in the khazi? Are you poll ratings low? Have no policies? Well, why not start a war? It worked for others, now it can work for you.
Just look at some of our testimonials!
“War makes me go all gooey inside” – Tony Blair.
“Think of the money” – George W Bush.
“I live for the deaths of others” – Henry Kissinger
“Thanks to my Falklands campaign, I won a landslide election. I highly recommend it to others” – Margaret Thatcher
Remember, all you have to do is tell the public that so-and-so is “killing his own people” with weapons of mass destruction and Bob’s your uncle.
Worried about what the UN might say? Well, there’s no need. Who pays much attention to them anyway? Go ahead and make war. Remember that JP Morgan, Raytheon, Blackwater and Bechtel are there to support you.
If the public don’t believe you or pick holes in your argument, you can always call them “appeasers” and use the example of Hitler as your defence.
War: helping greedy psychopaths to make lots of money for centuries.